I’d heard about Graeme The Dogfather,
Who helped people with dogs they would
rather
Be better behaved,
Obedience they craved
And a pooch that did not cause palaver!!
One day I said “Help!” and he came
And I hoped that my dog he would tame.
Well, success was a treat
My dog fell at his feet
After guidance, then rules and a game.
From the moment he walked in the door
I could tell, that of dogs, he was sure.
With his calm, gentle way
He gets dogs to obey
And behave as they should have before!!
I said “Graeme, you know, we were daunted
With her bad mannered ways we were
taunted
But you’ve turned her around
We’re enjoying our hound
Now this is the dog that we
wanted!!!”